How to be a Total Douchebag: Wear Ed Hardy. Pretty Please.

OK, even if you’re not completely on the up and up with fashion, you should at least know by now that Ed Hardy stuff is OUT. Not out like “oh so last week” but out like “they sell that crap at flea markets”. Just so wrong.

Just last night I saw a guy full on sporting an Ed Hard t-shirt to a club downtown, and yes, he was completely serious. And then later that night I saw another guy in a diamond encrusted Ed Hardy trucker hat. Don’t even get me started on the trucker hat no-no, but crystals…on your HAT? Nice one, Prince.

Earth to humans - Ed Hardy is not to be worn in public. Ever. Please add Ed Hardy to your list of douchebaggery clothing options alongside Smet and Von Dutch.

And for the love of FASHION; please do NOT go out in public in Ed Hardy!! Wear your tees to bed, to the gym, or use them as a nice dusting clothe - just do not put them on your pretty little back. You’re better than that…douchebags.

XOXO

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2 Responses to “How to be a Total Douchebag: Wear Ed Hardy. Pretty Please.”


  1. Gema

    Ha ha, right on :)

  2. JoshC

    Hmmm… IDEA: Create “Ed Hardly” brand to discourage doucheism.

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